I’ve personally always loved “Toby Confirmed” as a catch all, but if you need more, here is a list of increasingly ridiculous and extremely international sounding fake crew names that were largely imagined by the members of Maybeshewill, with some notable contributions from Cavetown and his crew, Tiny Moving Parts and others.
- Mick Singh-Desk – Front of House
- Juan Too – Monitors
- Mike Stand – Patch Tech
- Ty Line – Another Patch Tech
- Carrie Mastuffin – Local Hands
- Fife O’Cloughlodin – Local Hands
- Wenslow Dowt – Local Hands
- Hugh Aryou – Backstage Security
- Arne Bus – TM (This is a real person. Sorry Arne – your name is too good)
- Ad Vance – Day to day manager
- Dee Emmeks – LD
- Mo Schpitt – Security
- Fife Ban DeBill – Local Promoter
- Paul Dayer – Another slightly less good local promoter
- Phil Aroom – A better local promoter
- Dawson Fife – Show Rep
- Anne Pleurfire – Backline Tech
- Rhi Stringer – Guitar Tech
- Kay Tring & Mark Donalds – Catering
- Jez List – Accreditation
- Ant Tenor – RF
- Nick Rider – Support TM
- Laura Truss – Rigger
- Kay Bellties – Another Rigger
- Purdy Em – Assistant TM
- Alf Tershofüd – Assistant TM
- Seymour Roads – Driver
- Wes Debiers – Drummer
- Wes Vann Keys – Bassist
- Luke Goode – Glam tech
Sincere apologies.